Lorem ipsum makes it to Straits Times

Straits Times (Singapore) started a Latin edition of the newspaper with Lorem ipsum.

The quality of Straits Times really drop big time... I used to subscribed to Straits Times so as to allow me to keep up with the news but now it seem that my decision to stop the subscribation 10 years ago was the right move.

This time there is no proof reading done at all and such mistake actually allowed to be surface on the newspapers without even being noticed by the editors and writers... Well at least their sales for this particular day will go up to the roof with everyone buying a copy to see this stupid mistake made by Singapore Press Holdings.

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Hotel always is pleased to accept adultery

Caught by the title? Dun be surprize if I tell you that there are hotels in this world that reall pleased to accept adultery or at least on their brouchers they say so.

A typical case of hotels using local translators or computer programs like BabelFish or Google translator to transalate their local language brouchers into English to have a better outreach to foreign customers. However most of the time a word by word transaltion simply can't work. You get the text transalated but the meaning are all lost...

Here is a case of hotel in Beijing that engage such translation service and printed their hotel brochure in English after it was word for word translated from Mandarin to English.

Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

Our restaurant menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

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Having experienced quite a few similar meetings like this myself where most of the time I am just wondering why am I even in the meeting at all. But what I learn is to keep any comments to myself especially when everyone is already align so that I do not get "arrowed" to any new tasks... In fact "Old Birds" will always advise this "If you can't change it then just do it".

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